Odd Goose
A pink goose, standing very still, wearing a blue VR headset and looking like it has just discovered something it cannot un-see.
$26.99
Color: Ivory
Size
Printed to order in the USA. Ships in about a week.
The design+
For the kind of person who keeps a list of small absurd things they've seen this week and ranks them by how long it took to stop laughing.
Fabric & fit+
Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed unisex fit. True to size; size up for extra room. 2XL and 3XL run slightly higher in price at checkout.
Shipping & care+
Printed when you order it and shipped from the US facility nearest you, usually within a week. Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble low. The dye softens with age on purpose.
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